conversation with a stewardess
stewardess: Cute handbag!
me: Oh, uh, thanks!
stewardess: Is that an X-O?
me: <blank stare>
me in my head: <crickets> Is that a purse brand?
me: Oh, I don’t th – I don’t know, do they sell that at Target?
me in my head: And does it cost $4?