{"id":309,"date":"2008-12-02T14:55:07","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T22:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.akaemi.com\/?p=309"},"modified":"2008-12-02T15:00:15","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T23:00:15","slug":"conversation-with-a-stewardess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/2008\/12\/02\/conversation-with-a-stewardess\/","title":{"rendered":"conversation with a stewardess"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.akaemi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/black-purse.jpg\" title=\"almost my purse\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.akaemi.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/black-purse.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"almost my purse\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>stewardess: Cute handbag!<\/p>\n<p>me: Oh, uh, thanks!<\/p>\n<p>stewardess: Is that an X-O?<\/p>\n<p>me: &lt;blank stare&gt;<\/p>\n<p>me in my head: &lt;crickets&gt;\u00a0 Is that a purse brand?<\/p>\n<p>me: Oh, I don&#8217;t th &#8211; I don&#8217;t know, do they sell that at Target?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>me in my head: And does it cost $4?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stewardess: Cute handbag! me: Oh, uh, thanks! stewardess: Is that an X-O? me: &lt;blank stare&gt; me in my head: &lt;crickets&gt;\u00a0 Is that a purse brand? me: Oh, I don&#8217;t th &#8211; I don&#8217;t know, do they sell that at Target?\u00a0 me in my head: And does it cost $4?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/akaemi.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}