Conversation with the husband this morning:
TH: There’s a … vegetable … on the counter.
Me: You mean something besides the lettuce?
TH: No. No, just the … lettuce.
Me: I’m making a salad for lunch.
TH: Oh. Ok. Just wanted to make sure they weren’t taking over.
Me: Vegetables?
TH: Yeah.
Me: Oh. Nope, that was just me.